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As Walden prepares to surprise Zoey by bringing Michael...Read more Bolton to help him propose to her on her birthday, his plan goes south when she turns him down. Jake tries to adapt to life in the military.
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A Big Bag of Dog
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As Walden becomes depressed following his breakup with Zoey,...Read more he finally manages to recover and sets out to get back at her.
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Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
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When Alan and Lyndsey decide to have a threesome, they ask...Read more Walden to join them, only for him to have a breakdown because he's still not over Zoey.
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You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
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When Missi, an attractive family friend, comes for a visit,...Read more Walden starts to think that she's flirting with him, but he soon discovers that he was wrong. Jake comes home for the weekend and develops a crush on Missi.
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That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
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As Lyndsey decides to set Walden up with one of her friends...Read more to make him get over Zoey, her plan doesn't go as expected. As Walden decides to take some time off, he meets Rose, Charlie's ex, and they hit it off, much to Alan's shock.
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Ferrets, Attack!
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As Walden and Rose's relationship develops, he gets a...Read more surprise call from Zoey who asks him to get back together. As Walden tells Rose the news, she sets out to sabotage his relationship with Zoey using various methods including ferrets.
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Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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Alan freaks out when he learns that Jake went AWOL from the...Read more army to have a date with Missi. As Walden hires an actress named Whitney to pretend to be his girlfriend, he ends up having feelings for her.
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Something My Gynecologist Said
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As Lyndsey breaks up with Alan after he shows that he's not...Read more ready for a long-term commitment, he has a change of heart and they get engaged. Walden hooks up with an older rich lady who thinks that he's poor and he goes along with it.
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I Scream When I Pee
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Alan finds himself in a tough spot when his popular second...Read more ex-wife, Kandi, comes for a visit and asks him to get back together. Walden brings Berta an expensive gift on her birthday.
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One Nut Johnson
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As Walden gets tired of being liked only for his money, he...Read more pretends to be a regular guy and calls himself Sam. He meets an aspiring fashion designer named Kate and they get closer to each other, while Alan takes Walden's place and pretends to be a wealthy jerk.
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Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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As Walden is still pretending to be the poverty-stricken...Read more Sam, he works as a Christmas tree salesman upon Kate's urging. Walden and his internet business partner are offered a billion dollar business proposal. Alan feels sad after he has to spend Christmas by himself.
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Welcome to Alancrest
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In order to help Kate out, Walden gives Alan money to invest...Read more in her fashion line. Walden's life goes downhill as he suffers from leading a double life, so he decides to devise a plan to tell Kate the truth.
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Grab a Feather and Get in Line
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Walden decides to follow Kate to New York City with Alan and...Read more confess the truth about who he is, while Alan is looking forward to watching a Broadway musical.
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Run, Steven Staven! Run!
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After breaking up with Kate, Walden hangs out with Herb,...Read more Billy and Alan who also have been dumped, as they bond over their failed relationships. The guys convince Alan to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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When Jake brings over his new girlfriend, Tammy, Alan freaks...Read more out when he learns that she's a much older single mother who is a tattoo artist. Alan and Jake clash over Jake's decision to marry Tammy in Las Vegas.
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Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
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As Valentine's Day arrives, Alan is preparing the perfect...Read more surprise for Lyndsey, but his plan goes south. Walden reaches out to Kate, as he asks her to give their relationship another chance.
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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
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After going to a mixer to meet someone new, Walden runs into...Read more his ex-wife Bridget, who starts taking over his life.
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The 9:04 from Pemberton
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After Alan and Walden have a fight over a toaster, Alan...Read more moves out and stays with Herb. When Walden starts missing Alan, he ends up fighting with Herb over him.
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Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
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When Walden gives Herb advice on breakups, things get out of...Read more control when Herb starts acting wild and partying non-stop. Walden and Alan try to find a way to get Herb back to normal.
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Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
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After Tammy and Jake breakup, Tammy clashes with him when...Read more she finds out that he's seeing her daughter, Ashley. Things get more complicated when Ashley's much older ex-boyfriend asks her to get back together.
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Another Night with Neil Diamond
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As Alan becomes devastated after Lyndsey breaks up with him,...Read more he ends up injuring himself while spying on her and her new boyfriend, Nick. Walden tries to lift the spirits of the despondent Alan who ends up meeting Nick's ex-wife.
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My Bodacious Vidalia
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In order to cheer Alan up, Walden treats him to a makeover...Read more which gets him the attention of a married woman who takes him home, while her comatose husband is there.
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Jake and Alan go on a bonding trip together, where they have...Read more a heart-to-heart talk before Jake leaves for Japan. As Walden dates a hot young woman, he ends up getting attracted to her grandmother.
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